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good job guys, what morons

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Wonder if they wanted to top the sorority who told their members to lie about piercings or illnesses during a blood drive.

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At mizzou who knows what type of piercings they have.

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In all fairness, Rolla had a similar mishap (with the same frat, IIRC) about 25 years ago; unfortunately, their mishap actually had a fatality. This also reminds me of that episode of the Andy Griffith Show where they accidentally fire the cannon and stop some thieves. Also, I have no piercings and I disapprove of lying to win a blood drive.

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Ditto and ditto.
To date, no frat at Truman has been exposed for dealing meth (supposedly it's an epidemic in Northeast Missouri.)

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If you wanna talk meth, Benton County (my home county) is the meth capital of the world (although I've heard most of the cooking takes place near the lake and not Lincoln).

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Not according to the slew of really dull law enforcement ads that air around here every 20 minutes!

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25 years ago compared to a couple of weeks ,humm lets do the math

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Well, every campus has a few fools. Ours just went on a rampage. Yours will soon. At least we impeached our drunken and underage president. (I heard he was removed from office last night.)

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the number of moron at mizzou is a tad bit higher than and rolla (and i'm talking percentage of students not just total










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Well, at least we have girls.

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Not that you take advantage of them, i'm willing to say I have more girls here at rolla that I talk to/ etc. than you know the names of/stalk

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I don't stalk girls!!!!!!! I do talk to girls, though.

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rosie and her five friends do not count

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Who's Rosie, Christopher?

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ask a floor mate who rosie is I believe her last name is palmer. also ask about her 5 friends I hear they are all easy

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Bad Stallard! You ought to be fired just like Ms. Elders!

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who the hell is ms. elders?

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Former Surgeon General.

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your point? you know you practice what she preached

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NO, I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gee... is Mizzou's ratio 60/40? I just got back from watching The Family Man with a girl from Virginia I met in my chem class.

Okay, that was so out of the blue

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60 what?

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Seriously, no more Rosie jokes. I don't take kindly to being falsely represented as someone who does that junk.

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does his junk
geez jason I don't think we need to know that

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Stop altering the quote function, you idiot!!! You are very evil!!!

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Also, it turns out that the Senate failed to get the needed votes to remove our drunken idiot student body president. Stupid student government!

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only at mizzou

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Stuff like this can happen anywhere. At least it's not my fault.

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not anywhere only mizzou

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For goodness sake, Rolla has had a cannon incident, any institution can have kids who try to cheat to win a Greek competition (in our case a blood drive), and any institution can elect a drunken kid to be student body president.

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but all three together in the same year that is only at mizzou

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Crazy things happen all over the place; the porno filmed in the University of Indiana dorms; the University of Wisconsin student who faked being abducted; scan the news reports, crazy stuff happens everywhere.

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Some doofus in our hallway allegedly shot several BB pellets at students re-entering Ryle after a 2AM fire drill a couple months ago. In my old hallway alone, there were always broken showers, chunks of cupcakes or fruit scattered about, and vandalized posters.

I hope the hallway I'm in next year isn't the same... else I'm moving out.

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You live in Ryle?

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Dang, Ryle Hall is two letters away from Kyle Hill, if that means anything.

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One the dumbest posts I have ever read

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actually, I noticed that, and it amused me... but Kyle lived in Dobson, didn't you?

(I'm not stalking anyone, I mailed him something last week!!!! lol)

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it is all about Blanton Nason Brewer though

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Lived in Dobson, but I'm back home now.
For nine months, I called the worst house in Truman's ResLife home: Dobson 3 South. Yeah, Toast.

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